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- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- They won’t touch it… it’s a hardware problem.
- How many mainframe programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Light bulbs do not go out on mainframes.
- How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Did you try flipping the switch on and off? If that doesn’t work, just wait for the next service pack.
- How many Linux programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Only one, but you have to recompile the nation’s electric grid to get the change to take affect.
And Finally…
- How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
- Only one, but you get to bill for 10 hours.
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